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In our latest edition of Clown World Information, we have 2 surprising tales that may, undoubtedly, shock you.
First off is the mind-bending research study performed by American Scientists at an American College, disclosing that:
Morning Sickness is Triggered By … INFANTS!
Researchers Say They Now Know What Triggers Early morning Sickness (msn.com)
Thankfully, currently “expecting individuals” can feel confident that mankind has actually been right for thousands of years about the believed source of morning illness.
“Children” have actually been the biggest suspects for millenia, and now the rumors are confirmed.
On our next story …
Authorities Issue Warning of Phony Violinists Throughout the States
Yes, you listened to that right.
There are FAKE VIOLINISTS scamming do-gooders across the country, and police have ISSUED cautions regarding these atrocious acts of people claiming to play violins.
I had a tough time believing it myself when I became aware of this heinous criminal offense, but in Clown Globe, I presume anything goes.
Authorities across America alert of fraudsters acting to play the violin for cash– Classic FM
Keep tuned for even more Clown Globe News.